In my continuing attempt to liberally spread comfort and joy at this festive time of year — fearlessly struggling to get to the heart of what Christmas really is and why it’s so very important to, you know, remember the real meaning behind it and take appropriate precautions when you get rat-arsed at the office party and get jiggy with your secretary — I thought I would take a moment from my busy Christmas shopping schedule (that’s a joke, by the way) to share with you a truly meaningful greetings card by a gentleman called Dean Morris.
Now, need we really say more?