2 comments on “You Know You’ve Made It When…

  1. I suppose so long as he’s using the Financial Times for shoplifting purposes only then it’s just camouflage. It doesn’t necessarily make him a FT reader. In fact perhaps he deliberately chose the most boring newspaper solely in order to deflect attention from his thievery (in a way which would be frankly impossible if he were to employ soft porn periodicals). This interpretation of events would make him a careful and practised purloiner which a) means a bigger pat on the back for your friend for having caught him, and b) even more kudos for ‘If I Never’ because it’s attracting professional criminal attention. It wasn’t simply an impulse snatch. Hmmm…

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