Yet again I find myself thinking, if only she’d left her Bible at home…
Sarah Palin and Her Bible.
Posted by Gary William Murning on September 13, 2008
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ha ha ha ha…bibles do tend to get in the way. If I were a man I’d probably boast about how big mine is, but as a woman, I know it isn’t the size of the bible that matters, only the frequency of the…comfort…it provides. Well, I don’t know what my point is, but you had my thoughts running all over the place. Funny cartoon, though.
Mine’s one of those huge family bibles *snigger*
Glad you liked it… it made me smile. 😉
Damn! I wish I had found that first. LOL
Love it! 😀
Mine is tiny.
I make up for it with my big penis.
*dies laughing*
Lottie: one thing that occurred to me, though; God is a lot older than I expected him to be, don’t you think? 🙂
Mike: yes, but the question remains — whose big penis? 😉
The one sitting in a jar of formaldehyde on my desk.
So many questions I almost asked, but didn’t…
Gary, now that you mention it, yes.
Um, Mike? Anything you want to tell me? Anything at all?
LOL 😆
It’s not an original feature. I bought it on eBay.
What?
Is it true that you outbid the local delicatessen?
No, that’s where I got it from.
Now, your story’s getting a little confused, Mike — rather suspicious, if you ask me. You bought it on eBay or from the local delicatessen, which is it?
What are you trying to hide, my friend? 😉
*sigh* Don’t you know anything about the internets? The deli put it on eBay. Duh!
Nice body swerve, but I’m still not convinced. I mean, if I want something from my local deli, eBay isn’t my first port of call.
*wonders what Columbo would make of this*
Hmmm… It does sound suspicious, doesn’t it? He’s definitely… up to something.
A paper hat, most likely.
Lottie: you keep him talking while I dig up the patio to see if I can find a body that fits the contents of that there jar.
Mike: okay, now I’m well and truly lost. Have I by some chance slipped into a David Lynch film? Are you going to turn into a dwarf and start talking backwards?
(Unless… ah yes… wasn’t there an episode of Columbo where he made/wore a paper hat?)
Oh good! I get the fun part — distracting Mike. 😀