Farting cows and sheep are bad for the environment, as I’m sure we all already know. They produce methane gas which is more damaging to the environment than carbon dioxide. An Australian scientist has a solution, however.
“Tut-tut, tut-tut,” says Skippy.
“What’s that, Skip?” I reply. “The mad* Australian scientist wants to eat you?”
Is there much money to be made from kangaroo farming in the north-east of England, do you think? Could be a win-win situation, methinks… unless you’re a kangaroo…
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Guten Tag, Herr Gary
This is very vorrying for the Sheep and Kine – they make their living mainly from those who want to eat them, since this wRetched NuLabour Government has declined to give them Child Benefits and Old-People’s Winter Heating Allowances
Und it is very vorrying for the Skippies around here
It is said that the Roaches near here has a Wallaby Colony, but they seem to have migrated in apprehension of being brought into the British Tax-Net and the English Food-Chain
– Und vot about all the [methane-producing (editor’s substitution)] humans who are currently over-running this Planet
VOTE PARIS
and VOTE QUIMBY for vice-president
Yr obedient servant etc
G Eagle
G Eagle Esq, my dear chap,
Yes, I’ve heard about the Wallabies out near the Roaches way. Have you considered that maybe they didn’t migrate in fear but were actually hunted to extinction? In my experience, we Brits are rather quicker off the mark than our Australian cousins. We probably came up with the idea many moons ago and stealthily put it into practice.
What are the burger bars like round that way?
Oh, and, incidentally — are you suggesting that in order to cut down on methane emissions we turn cannibalistic?
Your overbearing, whip-wielding master,
Gary.
Hahaha what a funny title – my husband’s name is Skipper 😆
Of course you already know that…
and what not.
Cannibalism IS natural here in Indonesia. Uhm well, in some discrete isolated islands at least–that’s what I overheard.
lol I pitty the poor person who had to test that theory!
Selena: yes, I already knew that… and what not 😀
Baba: I’m not sure I like the way you lick your lips when you look at me… 😉
Angie: LOL. That had never occurred to me! What do kangaroo farts smell like, anyway? Is that why they bounce? To escape the whiff, perhaps?
Don’t worry, mate. Pithecines ain’t cannibalistic creatures so I won’t have you for a supper! LOL
Phew — that’s a huge relief LOL.