Farting cows and sheep are bad for the environment, as I’m sure we all already know. They produce methane gas which is more damaging to the environment than carbon dioxide. An Australian scientist has a solution, however.
“Tut-tut, tut-tut,” says Skippy.
“What’s that, Skip?” I reply. “The mad* Australian scientist wants to eat you?”
Is there much money to be made from kangaroo farming in the north-east of England, do you think? Could be a win-win situation, methinks… unless you’re a kangaroo…