Yes, I know, I’m probably having rather too much fun at Sarah’s expense, now, but with a bit of luck this kind of humour will be past its sell-by-date within a couple of days — so I’m using it whilst I can.
It’s a Sunday and as those of you who actually pay attention will know, I’m not exactly the type to do church. My head spins round and I vomit pea soup at the mere thought of it. So, instead, I spent the morning productively.
No, I didn’t work on the outlines for The Dummy. That’s for weekdays. Instead, I concentrated on that other dummy, sweet, succulent, sycophantic Sarah. First I found the Sarkozy episode and then, later, this piece from a couple of months back.
Mention of George W. Bush’s similar problem then brought to mind a Billy Connolly piece that I particularly enjoyed.
[WARNING: This video contains foul language like "fucking", "shit" and "George W. Bush".]
I can just see Billy playing a 21st Century Henry Higgins to Sarah Palin’s Eliza Dolittle in a really bizarre and possibly quite disturbing version of Pygmalion.
“It’s fucking nuclear, you brick!”