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July 16, 2008 at 10:00
But…why is he looking at my precious Linus?
Hands OFF, bitch!
July 16, 2008 at 10:05
He looks so thoroughly miserable, though, doesn’t he? As a little bald bloke myself, I’ve always considered such occurrences as cause for… well, celebration!
July 16, 2008 at 15:58
Whereas I have forgotten what is wrong with carrying a banana in your pocket – - -
That IS a banana and not a zuccini, isn’t it?
July 16, 2008 at 16:16
Zucchini — I’m allergic to bananas