“Ah, it’s a hard life for we writerly types,” typed an especially writerly type. “Day in, day out, we suffer the multitudinous whims of our tautologically whimsical muses, butting against buttressed blocks, contemplating plagiarism but never giving in to it (honest), never knowing if our insights will be well-received — or even if they’ll be received at all — and then, to top it all, we find out that, in literary circles, a favourite author just isn’t cool. And people wonder why Hemingway blew his brains out!”
Joking aside, it’s quite a while since I actually gave a flying fig what the literary establishment thinks. It must have been… oh, around the time I stopped reading Julian Barnes and the eternally glum Martin Amis. I try not to measure my likes and dislikes by the prejudiced posturing of others. That said, it’s always interesting to see just how out-of-step one can be where favourite fiction is concerned — and with that in mind, I offer for your consideration the first of my favourite “Uncool Authors”, Mr. Garrison Keillor.
Midwestern broadcaster and writer, Keillor’s work has always been something of an oddity in my book collection — not typical, but all the more valuable because of this. His trademark laconic style was a breath of fresh air when I first discovered him and it has largely remained that way ever since. I couldn’t read him every day, but I consider him a necessary antidote to the Twenty-First Century. When I read him, I’m very much aware that this particular version of the American Midwest may not actually exist, except in Keillor’s mind. Or maybe it does. It doesn’t matter. I wouldn’t want to live there, either way, because, for me, it’s the very ordinary oddness of his work that I enjoy — and this is something that can best be appreciated only as a “visitor”. So I visit, but only ever take an overnight bag.
It’s what I do instead of listening to The Archers.













so good.
I won’t claim to be as good as Keillor, ’cause I ain’t, but you might enjoy my stories from the bluegrass road.
Visit the first physician bluegrass fiction writer’s weblog-
drtombibey.wordpress.com
Glad you agree, krissnp.
I’ll head right over and take a look, Tom. Thanks for dropping by, both of you.
Not only that, but terminally self-obsessed.
Honestly. You see that kind of innate talent just wasted on self-referential wittering, and you wonder what the hell is wrong with the world.
Quite right, Mike. Plus, he’s one of the few writers that seems deliberately intent on making the reader (me!) feel inferior.
I recall an Indian (I think) writer with a disability commenting about ten years back that when he met him, Amis had been rather patronising. Came as no real surprise, I’m sure.
Oh, he’s a clever man, no doubt about it. But then, clever men can be really up their own arses at times.
Heh. This may be a tumbleweed moment.
Yes, I could find that rather offensive *snigger*
Oh, a couple of authors, relatively unknown that I recently “discovered”: Ziv Navoth and Etger Keret. Both authors of short, odd and interesting fiction.
Interesting — the Ziv Navoth especially. Will give ‘em a look. Cheers, mate.
I can highly recommend Nanotales.
Hey Gary M,
Here’s an interesting look at one of your favorite uncool authors:
Mr Garrison speaks
Oooo. I *love* GK. I got to go to a taping of A Prairie Home Companion in MInneapolis last year, and it was brilliant. (The big hee-hawing laugh in the middle of Guy Noir was me.
For those who ask what it is to grow up in the Midwest of the US I refer them to Garrison, what with The Chatterbox Cafe, all the Hot Dish at the local Lutheran Ladies Luncheon, etc, etc…So, believe me it exists. Not in Chicago obviously, but in the small backwater Mississippi River towns of Iowa, Illinois, Wisconsin, and Minnesota,abso-effing-lutely! The county fair is alive and well, replete with huge produce, livestock shows and tractor pulls. The local cafe with gossiping farmers, and old women. Churches and bars fighting an ongoing battle to be the most numerous establishments in town. (And attracting most of the same people at the weekends!)
Ah, how I don’t miss it.
It’s already in my Amazon basket, Mike
Thanks for that, Mark! Gonna give it a full read in a moment.
Becky! I knew it. I thought to myself, I bet Beck likes GK. And lo and behold… a woman of taste.
“Abso-effing-lutely”?! That’s sooo British. You’re learning, pet
Robert Fulghum as well-ever read any of him? Uncool and brilliant. He originally got popular with the essay “All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned in Kindergarten”. He’s very prolific though, and I’d recommend starting off with his second book “It Was On Fire When I Lay Down On It!”
Read lots of him at http://www.obertfulghum.com
http://www.RobertFulghum.com even. Stupid keyboard.
Cheers, Beck! Looks good. Added to the list.